Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Reacts To Mikel Obi Losing The CAF Player Of The Year Awar

Nigerian Grand Commander-in-Chief of  Oxford Advanced Learners Dictionary, Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon has this to say:

"I am maniacally bewildered, overgassted and flabberwhelmed at the paraplegic crinkum crankum that characterised the Glo CAF awards culminating in an odoriferous saga cum gargantuan gaga!

The jiggery pokery of CAF in crowning Yaya Toure instead
of our very own prodigy John Obi Mikel is a veritable bugaboo that must be pooh-poohed by all compos
mentis homo sapiens! The perfidy and Mendacity of all the apparatchic of sports suzerainty is not only repugnant but also insalubrious! I said to my self: What an anathematous disdain of the citizenry!

What a deprecable descent from the sublime to the ridiculous!

Who will curb the odoriferous excesses of this machavellian and mephistophelean cabal in the
Confederation?

With this state of affairs, i dare say
that African football is swimming in a pestilential aqua with a disastrious terminus ad quem inherently laden
with avoidable cataracts, ice bergs and oxbow Lakes.

It is sardonic and lugubrious!!!

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